DJ Fresh Q & A

What's your worst physical feature?

I used to think that it was my head due to its size and shape, but I made peace with it. This is me. Live with it...

Did you have a nickname in high school?

At age 10/11 my friends started making fun of me and my blubber and saying I was “Fresh” like meat.

If they made a movie of your life, who would play you?

I would love to play myself in my adult life.

What do you like most about yourself?

It would have to be my big mouth. Has gotten me in kak before, but hey, at least I spoke my mind. Its easier to apologise then to ask for permission.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

It was April 1st 1988. I was fifteen. April fool my ass.

Is it ever ok to lie?

If it’s in the person’s best interest that you lie to them, then perhaps lying isn't always a bad thing.

Who's your hero?

Johnny Bravo. Despite his flaws, he is everything that I am not.

What's the one thing you can't live without?

My laptop. Carries all my mail, 14000 songs, movies (no porn), presentations, contacts, blah blah blah...

Have you ever had an inappropriate crush on anyone?

I was 9 and she was the remedial teacher at the primary school. I didn’t have any remedial needs so failed to make it into her class. I was shattered when she got married when I was about 11... I felt like she was cheating on me.

Are you concerned about global warming?

I think anybody that’s not yet concerned should be shot. But then again at the same time, we need to differentiate between genuine concerned scientists, and mere doom sayers.

What's your favourite movie character of all time?

Tony Montana (a political prisoner from Cuba) from Scarface… “Say hello to my ‘litol’ friend”.

Do you believe in keeping secrets?

firmly believe that some things are strictly told on a need to know basis. So if that’s keeping secrets, then I guess, yes, keep that secret.

Can money buy happiness?

Money can buy you an island, airline businesses, hot air balloons, music stores globally, a farm in Limpopo. So, hell yeah.

Do you prefer rollercoasters or long walks on the beach?

How about bungee jumping with no strings attached.

If you put out a lonely hearts ad in the paper and you had 10 words how would it read?

Big, Black and Willing. Awesome tongue skills. Call me NOW!

What do you do with your time off?

Time off? What's that?

What do you think of plastic surgery?

Each to their own.

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