This month in Extra Virgin we talk to Brendan Jack, writer and star of forthcoming comedy Footskating 101, about Catholic schools, the Olsen twins and why a talking baby doesn't make a good movie.
Q: What's your worst physical feature?
A: My hair goes curly in humidity, the shame. Oh, and the hunchback.
Q: Did you have a nickname in high school?
Q: If they made a movie of your life, who would play you?
A: If Don Cheadle's not available, I'm going to have to go with Sir Anthony Hopkins.
Q: What do you like most about yourself?
A: The ability to amuse self for days - even in complete isolation.
Q: How old were you when you lost your virginity?
A: 17 - Catholic boys' school sucks.
Q: Is it ever ok to lie?
A: Only if the person you're lying to leaves the situation thinking that you're cool.
Q: What music do you like to make out to?
A: Beats, old Kiss albums, the new Kings of Leon.
Q: Who's your hero?
A: That guy who wrote the Bible.
Q: What's the one thing you can't live without?
A: Obviously oxygen, but also a supremely fast internet connection.
Q: Have you ever had an inappropriate crush on anyone?
A: Very unattractive teachers. Like I said, Catholic boys' school had drawbacks.
Q: Who do you identify with most, Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?
A: Definitely Mary-Kate, she's way more sophisticated.
Q: Are you concerned about global warming?
A: i turn off appliances when not in use. The earth's going to bounce back though; she'll be back on track after the next ice age. Not to worry.
Q: What's your favourite movie character of all time?
A: Chevy Chase playing the dad in National Lampoon's European Vacation - gamut of emotion and absurdity, totally overlooked at Oscar time.
Q: Do you believe in keeping secrets?
A: I'm not telling.
Q: Can money buy happiness?
A: Just for a short while - like sixty years or so.
Q: Do you prefer rollercoasters or long walks on the beach?
A: Coasters! Faster!
Q: If you put out a lonely hearts ad in the paper and you had 10 words how would it read?
A: Only have ten words to tell you that I...
Q: What do you do with your time off?
A: Think about work, plan more work, sleep.
Q: What do you think of plastic surgery?
A: I think it hurts and everyone knows when you've had it.