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You may well have come across it, but in case you have been on holiday or living in the wilderness that is Durban for the past two years, allow us to introduce you to hayibo.com, South Africa's best spoof news website that week by week makes good on its promise to break news...into lots of little pieces.

Josh Groban and James Blunt to cage-fight to the death

HANOI. Music aficionados have welcomed the announcement that floppy-haired pop crooners Josh Groban and James Blunt will fight to the death in a steel cage in front of an audience of Thai and Vietnamese gamblers. Organisers said punters are looking forward to seeing "how humble and cute they still are when they've got thumbs in their eye-sockets".
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Watson denies planning sex tape to bolster flagging image

CAPE TOWN. Controversial Springbok rugby player Luke Watson has denied that he will try to bolster his flagging popularity by producing a sex tape similar to those allegedly featuring coach Peter de Villiers and Joost van der Westhuizen. According to a spokesman, a Watson sex tape was an impossibility as there was no-one in the country willing to sleep with him.
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Media begins to panic that swine flu might not be global pandemic

LONDON. As billions of people continue to remain healthy, media organizations say they have grave concerns that the current outbreak of swine flu might not evolve into a global pandemic. "This is a doomsday scenario for us," said a media spokesman. "We've invested hundreds of millions in pandemic scare-mongering, and we really need this one to pay off."
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White South Africa torn apart by Hofmeyr-Huisgenoot row

PRETORIA. Trauma counselors say white South Africans are being "torn apart inside" by the feud between Steve Hofmeyr and Huisgenoot editor Esmaré Weideman. Hofmeyr emptied a cup of tea over Weideman's head earlier this week, causing millions of white South Africans to run to their room, lock the door, and beg Mammie and Pappie to stop fighting.
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